Be the best frickin' human you can be.
Soon I’ll grow up, and I won’t even flinch at your name.
Alanis Morissette (via spacky)

joseguwop:

" i want a 6’3 boy "
bitch you need a job

combatskirt:

petition to make ‘an extra hour in the ball pit’ a white card in cards against humanity

toxicwinner:

the smarter u are the more men arent funny 

inflightt:

i only understand like 9% of life

bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

Noah Gundersen - Caroline
1,859 plays

her daddy is a preacher and may he rot in hell!
i’d sell my soul to satan for a bucket from your well
'cause i know he don't like me
and i know he’ll disapprove
but i’m gonna marry caroline if it’s the last thing that i do

Fav song holla

You’re not a bad person for the ways you tried to kill your sadness.

(via bratsquad)

I really needed to hear that right now.

(via iambrokenby-you)

gorilllas:

@myself what the fuck are you doing

howidiotic:

if i do not see josh peck interviewed by oprah before i die i will not have lived a full life

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no