|—||Alanis Morissette (via spacky)|
" i want a 6’3 boy "
bitch you need a job
petition to make ‘an extra hour in the ball pit’ a white card in cards against humanity
the smarter u are the more men arent funny
i only understand like 9% of life
I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.
1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.
her daddy is a preacher and may he rot in hell!
i’d sell my soul to satan for a bucket from your well
'cause i know he don't like me
and i know he’ll disapprove
but i’m gonna marry caroline if it’s the last thing that i do
Fav song holla
@myself what the fuck are you doing
if i do not see josh peck interviewed by oprah before i die i will not have lived a full life
my heart says yes but my mom says no